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thegestianpoet

every day I think about how hysterical it is that taika waititi really almost had a scene in thor ragnarok where thor reveals he has “LOKI R.I.P.” tattooed on his wrist like thats. literally so funny how did that get past anyone at marvel there is FOOTAGE of them shooting that scene gjkhdfjkghgf

thegestianpoet

like let’s unpack this behind the scenes photo:

1. that’s taika’s forearm and and he clearly practiced writing tattoo ideas on his own arm, in ballpoint pen, moments before shooting, and “loki 4 eva” was a rejected idea

2. thor’s tattoo is also written in ballpoint pen

3. chris hemsworth has absurdly well-manicured hands. not relevant to this discussion but it’s worth pointing out 

raven-brings-light

If Hulk can smash Thor around and not even break his skin, what I want to know is what kind of freakin needle can actually bust through that godly epidermis and make a lasting impression on it. These are important questions.

thegestianpoet

serious answer: skurge, also an asgardian, has head tattoos, so ostensibly there’s some kind of godly tattoo parlor out there

fun answer: thor possibly, in canon, also literally wrote this “tattoo” in ballpoint pen and just kept writing over it whenever it faded because he’s not quite sure what a tattoo actually is 

itsnotmaybelline

@teckmonky, thought you’d enjoy this if you haven’t seen it yet

thesaltofcarthage

so it never did appear in the movie? Because I keep seeing stills and BTS of it, and during the scene it really looks like Thor unfolded his arms with the goal of pulling up his sleeve and displaying the tattoo. The movement is quick and his eyes are going to the right, where his arm would be. 

Also, I did the little Loki helmet outline.

langernameohnebedeutung

I wonder whether this shot (and I’m very ashamed of how accurately I remember this) where Thor says he mourned Loki and Loki says “I’m honoured” was intended as the ‘reaction’ to the “tattoo” scene because:

a) they both look at something off screen that could be Thor’s arm

b) that is exactly the reaction I’d expect Loki to have to something like that, especially if the tattoo had been repeatedly drawn by a very enthusiasticThor with a ballpoint pen

deepstateoperative

taika waititi is the only marvel director who really knows thor

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sprmint-bkgsoda

Just like I said. Illegal adoption.

https://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/immigrant-mom-loses-effort-regain-son-us-parents/story?id=16803067

stephanemiroux

Here are the thieves btw:

waluwadjet

im actually physically ill

dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou

Keep this post alive so that when CARLOS is old enough he’ll know these KIDNAPPERS stole him from his MOTHER!

dopeluminarydreamer

Guatemalan mom: “Please help me my son was taken from me”

Those two assholes: “Lol finders keepers bitch lmao”

one-time-i-dreamt

Carlos was taken from his mom, Encarnacion Bail Romero after she was arrested during a work raid. Her words, “Nobody could help me because I don’t speak English,” are still resonating deeply within me. This child was kidnapped from a loving mother, and she went to hell and backwards trying to get him back, and a judge literally told her she had no rights to her own child.

https://twitter.com/evanchill/status/1010399759088193536

Completely unfit parents can get their children back like it’s nothing and this poor woman who loves her child and just wants him with her again cannot? How is this not human trafficking/kidnapping? 

Also:

The judge said the biological mother had no rights to even see her child, according to the mother’s lawyer.

Asked if the Mosers would allow Bail Romero to see the child, the Mosers’ attorney, Joseph Hensley, said the couple was “not willing to comment on that at this time.” source

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avengers as john mulaney quotes

ohstevies

steve rogers: All my money is in a savings account. Tony has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don’t understand it.

tony stark: I was once on the phone with blockbuster video, which is a very old-fashioned sentence. That’s like when Steve would be like, “We’d all go play jacks by the soda fountain,” and you’re like, “Nobody knows what you’re talking about , you idiot.”

clint barton: It’s fun to be married. I’ve never been supervised before. I’m supervised! My wife studies what I do, like an anthropologist. She’ll be like: “Sometimes, he will watch a movie on TV even though he already owns that movie on DVD. Pointing this out confuses and upsets him.”

bruce banner: In terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin.

natasha romanoff: I’ll keep my emotions right here, and then one day, I’ll die.

thor: Ah…numbers. The letters of math.

sam wilson: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.

bucky barnes: Here’s how easy it was to get away with bank robbery back in the ‘30s: As long as you weren’t there when the police arrived, you had a 99% chance of getting away with it.

scott lang: it’s 100% easier not to do things than to do them.

peter parker: I have had a very long day. I am very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.

t'challa: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

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jollyhollycosplay

Bibbity bobbity boo!

I had my own fairy godmother this weekend at comic con. So magical.

justhere4coffee

I slowed the actual transformation down 200% so you can see just how brilliant it is… From the first sign of the ballgown to completely changed takes less than 3 seconds. That is some epic-level crafting.

jollyhollycosplay

@justhere4coffee thank you! Wanted it to be as quick a transformation as possible!

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Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

flotorshi

sinningsleepingandshitposting

Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

impuretale

The episodes that don’t conform to this formula are also always the most interesting. These situations include:

1) I Didn’t Know My Cat Had PTSD and Has Gone Blind.

2) Your Cats Fight Because One of Them Doesn’t Know How to Speak Cat, and They’re Both Kinda Mad/Confused About It. 

3) Your Cat Sprays Everywhere? Get Them Fixed. Surprise Twist: They Were Fixed But It Was a Botched Operation.

4) We’re Going to Rescue 50+ Kittens, Take Them to Vegas, and Adopt Them All To Loving Homes.

5) This is Not a Cat. This is a Dog. 

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